Fluffy Undertaker Headcanons
Request: Can I get some fluffy undertaker head cannons to make my day :) please have a good day and stay safe
Title: Fluffy Undertaker Headcanons
Genre: prepare thyself for an overabundance of FLOOF
Pairing: Undertaker x Reader
Notes: This request just hit me and I- ooh, I’m gushing at the thought of writing this. Some odd comfort fluff for the properly named Undertaker was just perfect to slide around. (Also, super sorry for this being a little late - my job’s got me busy!)
That being said, thanks for the wishes! I hope all of you are healthy and safe in this time, and that if you aren’t that you are going about it properly.
Below the cut!
Part 1: Friends
- you have to have a weird sense of humor combined with dread to become this guys friend
- or even develop something generally close to friendship
- either way, when it happens, it (metaphorically) smacks you in the face.
- seriously, you’ve probably gotten hit by something flying in that shop if someone were to pass by
- (we don’t know if something is laying on the coffins when he pops out of one, so watch your back.)
- but to cover the overall basics?
- yeah, undertaker will be a hoot and a half
- expect there to be an influx of jokes (from your end or his, it doesn’t matter)
- they will most likely revolve around vulgar topics or death, maybe a combination of both (though that might come from him on the rare occasion).
- otherwise, there will be a lot of helping at the shop.
- which is when you will catch the jokes.
- and possibly an ornament of some kind.
- you never know :)
- on bad days, though, when you can’t crack a joke with him or you don’t feel like you could help out
- he’d try to help you.
- you trudged through the pit it took to become friends with him, so of course he’d try to help you.
- and by being friends with him, like written above, you would most likely have a darker sense of humor.
- seeing as that is also the way he seems to deal with things, yeah, he’d crack a few dark jokes.
- if that worked? great, now let’s terrorize the queen’s watchdog and his butler together!
- if not? well, that’s when things would get awkward.
- he’d crack even more jokes and, honestly, it would work at that point.
- seriously, this guy takes pleasure in humor.
- (my god, i sound like a broken record holy shit-)
- you two also take an immense amount of pride when it comes to annoying phantomhive
- tag team taunting? hell yeah!
- sometimes your jokes get sebastian laughing, which only makes ciel even more annoyed.
- it’s great, walking a thin line between life and death with him.
- on certain days, you two would go out on the town.
- at night, of course, but just finding an underground pub somewhere is perfect for the two of you.
- after a drink or two (of whatever you two chose, or course), you’d probably go back to his shop and lay low.
- play some card games on coffins or make up some stupid alternative game until midnight.
- just some really fun times.
- depending on your status, too - or even your workplace in general - he’d help you with what you needed.
Part 2: Relationship
(spoiler alert for non-manga readers, even if this point was decently far back at this point- nEWAY)
- so, at this point, trust has been developed to a level that is enviable on all levels
- you two have shared multiple secrets between each other that you wouldn’t tell anyone else.
- yours was one that could destroy any trace of a reputation that you held if it were to get out
- his was his elaborate plan that would come into play on the atlantic
- yeah, you were also a person that had a part in that, though that was mostly done for experimental purposes.
- undertaker had decided to let you in on his experiments after you two had started the courting process
- and through the awkwardness of it all, you became accustomed to his antics.
- so when the time came, you two would just do what slightly deranged people would do when the experiments worked:
- make dark jokes and slow dance around the plethora of undead people walking around and gnawing on people from a farther distance while hoping that you two wouldn’t get caught by the demon butler
- yeah, fun times.
- you can include the moment when you hid and undertaker went head to head with the reapers and demon.
- (you heard all of that and were worried senseless, but you had faith in him.)
- either way, when this is all done and over and you inevitably gtfo of there, you two resort to cuddling at your abode
- at this point, the two of you are hitting a point where you both say ‘screw it, they can’t see us’ and just - cuddle.
- he’d be big spoon, you’d be on his chest, or you and him would be tangled together chest-to-chest
- (you have cuddled in a coffin ffs, how else would two people fit in a regular-sized one?)
- those would be times when there would be an odd combination of dark humor and praises to the other.
- one minute, you may be playing with his hair and making small braids in it, uttering how it is so soft and smooth
- the next, you’d be pulling on it (the braid) just the slightest because undertaker made a death joke and you got a whiff of his breath
- you both avoid typical mannerisms of the times, and take pride in it :)
- the most you two would do, most likely, would be cuddling, joking, and short kisses on the cheek or forehead (sometimes on the crown of your head)
- in short? you better be able to handle this death-obsessed, experimental weirdo that can’t stop himself from cracking a joke and wreaking havoc at every corner.
- you also better be prepared to fight anyone that may target you because of his doings.
- (it’s honestly kind of funny to see how this develops lol)
