Megan Fox has publicly condemned the press for comparing her to Angelina Jolie (despite the fact that it could be worse). She told Entertainment Weekly, “I think it’s a lack of creativity on the media’s part. Because I have tattoos and dark hair and I was in an action movie? That’s as far as the similarities extend.”
OK, sure, but I would just like to point out that the queen of contradiction does a fair amount of the leg work for us. Her latest stab at “not being Angelina” involves this quote: “I feel like that’s my purpose in life, to do charity work and help people around the world on a global level. I’m drawn toward the idea of somehow helping children.”
I swear to god, if she adopts a baby, I’ll bring the pitchforks, you can carry the torches.
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