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Twilight Character Series: Jacob Black
By Amy. Jacob Black, easily the best looking and most well-adjusted of the Twilight crew, is the obligatory werewolf in this vampire saga. As a member of a super-secret Werewolf-American-Indian tribe, Jacob is the son of Billy Black, and (of course) the next in a long line of Werewolf leaders. Billy is Charlie Swan’s best […]
Twilight Saga Character Series: Edward Cullen
By Amy. As the world’s biggest pussy of a vampire, Edward Cullen is an insult to his species. Unfortunately for us, he’s also the love interest of snore-fest protagonist Bella Swan. Edward is first seen in Twilight recoiling from Bella during science class, apparently so intoxicated by the smell of her blood that he looks […]
Twilight Saga Character Series: Bella Swan
By Amy. Oh, dear. Where to start. Bella Swan, nobody’s favourite protagonist, is a boring, broody, emo chick from Phoenix, Arizona. When her mother decides to move to Florida, Bella decides to go and live with the father she hardly sees in Forks, Washington: known as the dreariest, wettest place in America; the perfect environment […]
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