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The Best Uryu Ishida Quotes

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Updated October 19, 2023 15 items

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What's not to love about Uryu Ishida? This Quincy is introduced as an antagonist to Ichigo, but quickly becomes a strong ally. Since he's such a great character, let's take a look at Uryu Ishida's most memorable quotes! This list ranks the best Uryu Ishida quotes from Bleach, with the help of your votes.

He usually has an even temper, but Uryu definitely flips a switch when he's angry: "It's a good thing Orihime isn't here. I wouldn't want her to see what I'm about to do to you." Uryu also has some slightly funny lines in the series, like when he said: "Apparently, on this side, "ultimate master" means a windbag with diarrhea of the mouth."

Vote up your favorite Uryu Ishida quotes on this list, and add any good ones if they aren't here already!

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1
23 VOTES
Brain Constructed Wrong
"Your brain must have been constructed wrong."
23 votes
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2
26 VOTES
The Victor of This Battle
"The right to choose life or death lies with the victor. And the victor of this battle is me."
26 votes
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19 VOTES
Sincere Gratitude
"I assure you, my gratitude is sincere."
19 votes
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18 VOTES
Bows and Arrows
"Seele Schneider isn't a sword. [strings the weapon on his bow] A Quincy's only weapons...Are bows and arrows. [fires the Seele Schneider]"
18 votes
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15 VOTES
Ultimate Master Means
"Apparently, on this side, "ultimate master" means a windbag with diarrhea of the mouth."
15 votes
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14 VOTES
Importance of a Cape
"Ah, Kurosaki. I'm glad to see you've finally realized the importance of a cape."
14 votes
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18 VOTES
Why I Can Fight You
"I am calm. That's why I can fight you!"
18 votes
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18 VOTES
Orihime Isn't Here
"It's a good thing Orihime isn't here. I wouldn't want her to see what I'm about to do to you."
18 votes
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20 VOTES
He'd Get Really Pissed
"That's right...If I'm the first one here, I can save Kuchiki-san. Kurosaki must've wanted to rescue her himself...If I did it, he'd get really pissed...heh heh.."
20 votes
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11 VOTES
Calling Me a Coward
"Calling me a coward, eh? At least say it so I can hear it..."
11 votes

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23 VOTES
Fall All the Way to the Bottom
"Mala Suerte. I pity you. Oh, and I broke the pillars on every floor on the way up. So, you'll probably fall all the way to the bottom."
23 votes
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19 VOTES
By the Pride of the Quincy
"I swear by the pride of the Quincy...I will KILL you!"
19 votes
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13
17 VOTES
Nick-named Pencil
"Did I just get nick-named Pencil?"
17 votes
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14
16 VOTES
No Big Deal
"Just passing by. No big deal.... Well, if you must know, I felt a sudden urge to go to Sunflower Seams, that 24-hour dressmaking shop. There's a branch near here. That's where I was headed at this late hour. I certainly didn't bring this bag with me just so I would have an excuse for suddenly leaving the house because I sensed the spirit energy of a shinigami, all right?"
16 votes
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14 VOTES
Shinigami
"I hate Shinigami.
14 votes