17 Drunk Texts You Wish You Got
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Dragons LOVE Goose Water
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Okay, but What if He Really Was the Batman?
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Ready to Party, but Nowhere to Go
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Can't See the Forest for the Alcohol
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When Fanboys Drink
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Mom Always Makes Confessions After Some Chardinay
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Kitten Is a Great Code Name for Beer Actually
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Jason Bourne Stars in The Drunk Identity
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Here's Hoping We All Find the Sweetest Candything in Our Lives
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It's Like Drinking in a Bad '80s Movie
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Is "Too Funk" Really a Problem?
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The Morning After Makes You Do Strange Things
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Birds of a Feather Drunk Text Together
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Now That's Commitment!
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A God Among Drunks
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When Your Legs Feel Good, YOU Feel Good
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Truth or Drunk?
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